Quick-witted, beautiful, headstrong and rich, Emma Woodhouse is inordinately fond of match-making select inhabitants of the village of Highbury, yet aloof and oblivious as to the question of whom she herself might marry. This paradox multiplies the intrigues and sparkling ironies of Jane Austen's masterpiece, her comedy of a sentimental education through which Emma discovers a capacity for love and marriage.
Dear Miss Austen,
Although I appreciate we have had a rather turbulent relationship, I am now ready to reestablish our closeness. It pains me that we lost touch, but after reading the disappointing Sense and Sensibility and Mansfield Park right after Pride and Prejudice (which I adored), I erroneously convinced myself that you were a one-trick pony and that the remainder of your books just weren't worth reading.
For that, I apologise. I now realise I was deceived. I have owned every single one of your books for a good while, but earlier in the year I finally started Persuasion. In all honesty (because we're such good friends I feel we can be candid), I only picked it up because it was short. Despite my dubious reasoning, I loved it almost as Pride and Prejudice.
Unfortunately, it only led to further confusion about your writing ability that I
I particularly enjoyed the ending to Emma - it enabled me to pretend my own troubles didn't exist. You wouldn't understand, as it involves alcohol and psychotic ex-girlfriends, but I appreciate the help all the same. I haven't read a book in a long time that I felt so connected to.
So this short note serves to declare my undying love for you (in a non-Sapphic way, as I'm sure your family wouldn't approve) and to apologise for any offence I may have given you. Cause, you know, you're fully able to be insulted by a 22 year old who was born 172 years after you died.
Best wishes,
Miss Whitehead
Love the letter. I also love Emma as well.
ReplyDeleteGreat review! So glad you liked Emma. Maybe you should give the others another go? I love Sense and Sensibility and even enjoy Mansfield Park, though it is my least fave Austen. Northanger Abbey is also fun. I prefer it and S&S to Emma, though it doesn't help that I had to study Emma at school so that kinda sucked the fun out of it. P&P is of course my fave, followed closely by Persuasion. Those two are my go-to happy books.
ReplyDelete@Belle - Yeah, I was thinking I might go back to Sense and Sensibility because I can barely remember it apart from a sprained ankle maybe? To be fair, I was about 14 when I read it so maybe my opinion will have changed.
ReplyDeleteHa, we never studied anything that interesting at school. Just four pages of Jane Eyre as far as I can remember.
I love this. Great way to get around reviewing something that really.. can it be reviewed? It's so.. [insert word my brain forgot here]. ^^
ReplyDelete(Also, if you need to talk without judging and shit, you're very very welcome to send a rambly email. Sometimes it helps)
@Hannah - that was just it, I wanted to talk about it because I loved it so much but it's not really reviewable (yes, that is a word. Maybe.). Plus, I genuinely feel kind of bad for judging Jane Austen!
ReplyDeleteThanks, I think I will. It may be tonight, it may be tomorrow... prepare to be whined at! :)